Every true blue Sonic fan knows about Sonadow. In my opinion, it’s disgusting, but that’s not what this post is about. This is about something that gives “slutty” a new meaning, Rouge look clean, and make Sonadow look normal.
There’s this girl, “Amberly”, who goes to my school. At my school, which is a Catholic one, we have a few strict rules. The two most important ones are electronics and dress code. Well, Amberly breaks both of those rules every minute of every school day. She constantly plays with her iPhone when she’s supposed to be listening, stuffs it in her pocket during recess (yes, eighth grade gets recess), and hikes her skirt up to heaven. Two of the three things you think are “wow, you’re really freaking about that” moments and they are. Everyone uses their phone during school, so you can just ignore that. The third, you’re think is normal for any popular teenager (trust me she’s far from popular). Here’s the catch though with the skirt:
She complains that other people wear their skirt too short, completely ignoring the fact that she has the shortest one by a mile.
It gets annoying, it gets on your nerves, it is everything you don’t want in your life.
Now let’s move on to Amberly herself. Every true blue Sonic fan also knows of Sonic 06, the glitchy-bitchy piece of bullshit for a fifteenth anniversary game. She compares to that at her bitchiness scale and bullshit scale. Here’s an example- on Instragram, she posted of a picture of herself captioned, “Let’s have a great year without any drama:)!” Umm, hello? YOU’RE the one who CAUSES the DRAMA. Just like Sonic 06, just when you find a way around the bullshit, do you know what you find? New bullshit. Fun.
She’ll be your friend one day and your worst enemy the next. She’ll dump in the trash and then crawl back to you years later. This happened to my friend “Georgia”. She and Amberly were best friends until early fourth grade. They got put in separate classes and Amberly moved on. Now, in eighth grade apparently Amberly is her best friend again. But, Georgia shot her down with a “Bitch, please!” Amberly still hasn’t gotten the message.
My favorite one’s next. Her slaves. Every year she chooses on girl from her class and makes them her best friend. Unfortunately, that’s not what you are. She’ll make them another her. Last year’s target, “Julie”, hasn’t been able to break free. Amberly has made her mean and snobby, but only when Amberly is around. Julie kept her free will and is her lovable, laughter-filled usual self when Amberly is nowhere in site.
Don’t get me started on her leadership skills. They are as in the clouds as her skirt is. There used to be this group of best friends. I used to be semi-part of it. Then, during the summer of seventh grade, one, “Lia” moved to Missouri. Amberly decided to take charge after Lia left. Amberly called the group “The Gang”. All she managed to accomplish though was hate. The group broke apart (I was never included according to Amberly). They are still friends, but without Lia, who was the glue that held them together, the pieces will never rejoin fully.
Amberly also lies, cheats, deceits, and so on. Nobody has ever tried putting her back into place. I did give it to her once in art class. The topic of report cards came up and Amberly had to brag.
“I got an A+ in Math,” she boasted.
“I got an A,” I said.
Amberly laughed. “Ha I did better than you!”
“I’m in Honors, you’re in B-Math. Who really did better?” I countered.
Amberly continued to paint.
Now comes the part you’ve all been waiting for, how Sonadow fits into this. This was at the last dance of the year for the seventh grade. Georgia’s boyfriend “Keith” (he used to go to our school) made a surprise visit. Georgia and Keith danced together with slow songs and regular ones. Then, during a regular song, Amberly jumps in front of Georgia and does the most disturbing dance in front of Keith, butt to stomach. That slut! Everyone gasped and she just walked away like nothing happened.
Sonadow doesn’t look so bad now, does it?
Disturbed,
Fuschia <..>
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